Get ready to (Scott) Strapp on the Creed bag!

So, everyone can get pumped 'cuz Creed has decided to re-group and record a new record titled "Full Circle". I know what you're thinking....'awesome, fuckin' Creeeeeed, kick butt'.
Yea, wow, great, Creed. I missed these guys. OH-NO-I-DIDN'T. They sucked the first time around. Apparently Spin magazine rated "Full Circle" as a "fall album that matters most." Yeah, OK. There was no reason that this group of jerks should have gotten back together to produce more shitty alt-rawk. AND not only is the music terrible, but they are also a bunch of dingleberry loser Christians. It's kind of like America's Nickleback, but instead of singing about pulling down lady pants and how things look better in mouths Creed sings about jesus, moses, and shit. (Other notable similarities: beautiful long locks, tight goatees, millions of idiot automaton fans, sweet riffage, shitloads of money, stewing in their own awefulness). You know, just because you're wealthy and tricked millions of other synchophants in to buying your turd records doesn't give you the right to produce even more. To paraphrase Pet Cemetary, sometimes what's dead shouldn't come back.

And this guy....remember when he was in that sex tape with Kid Rock? Yea, the one featuring "butt-play". Plus, all the drugs and alcohol. And butt-play with armsss wide ooooopen! Wow, Scott, what would GOD think about that?
Scott said:
“A lot of [my] songs have a sexuality (ie: butt-play) to them, a vibe to them. ... I call it sexy rock and roll.” To once again paraphrase Pet Cemetary, maybe the soil of Scott Stapp's heart is stonier...

Why do people hate Creed and Nickleback so much? Evidently tons of morons like these bands because they sell tons of records. I don't know, whatever, nevermind.